Adam vs the msn sex bot

My friend got stuck with a virus on msn and it created this amazingly awkward conversation...
(friend) says:
Looking for something real sexy to look at ? then click here http://www.freecamlink.net/72u6 CLICK HERE and click on "enter premium video chat" or click "join free" at top of the page!!!
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
dude! you should get a virus scanner or something. Every time you sign in I get this message from you:
(friend) says:
hey cutie pie
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
"Looking for something real sexy to look at ? then click here http://www.freecamlink.net/72u6 CLICK HERE and click on "enter premium video chat" or click "join free" at top of the page!!!"
That shows up every time you sign in
(friend) says:
i'm 22/f your a male right?
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
no I'm a transvestite, seriously though, your not a girl and
yeah...
(friend) says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
so can I say anything I want and you'll come up with an automated response eh...
(friend) says:
I am a little busy right now, i have some new pics that i'd like u to see, but i'd rather you see me on cam!!!
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
I'd probably see a penis so I'd rather not
(friend) says:
do you cam? Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
I do have a cam but I'm afraid that if I turn it on, it might explode
(friend) says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam? IT'S A NEW SITE THAT IM ON, ITS AWESOME!!!
http://www.freecamlink.net/72hk CLICK HERE and click on "enter premium video chat" or click "join free" at top of the page!!!
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
I'd rather not, I might be horrified and I'd rather not feel queezy at the moment
(friend) says:
Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/729z and click on "enter premium video chat" or click "join free" at top of the page!!!
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
I just said no you dumb bitch
(friend) says:
fill out your contact information and then on the next page...
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
I want to see how far this will go
(friend) says:
fill out your cc info baby for verification ONLY, their card will not be charged.
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
why don't you go to my website!
www.stfuyoucrazybitch.com
(friend) says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
black as in the color of your soul!
(friend) says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
are you going to give me a cookie cause I'd better get one after all this bullshit
(friend) says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam, you should get some minutes from my cam site so you can spend time with me sexy!!!
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
how the fuck do you find me sexy? You havn't seen me in real life. For all you know I'm like 12 years old and that would make you a pedophile
(friend) says:
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/72qw and click on "enter premium video chat" or click "join free" at top of the page!!!
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
CALL THE POLICE, I NEED AN ADULT!
(friend) says:
k you in yet babe??
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
I don't want to be in your god ugly pussy so leave me the fuck alone you stupid ass bitch!
(friend) says:
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/72jj and click on "enter premium video chat" or click "join free" at top of the page!!!
(Adam) So I grab on to her hand, jam out with my band, It may look like I'm losing but that's all part of the plan says:
you just said the same exact thing like 4 lines ago
and I scared her/him off..... I WIN!