Sick, Like a Boss

Well I came down with what i though was a sore throat, then the next day, a sore neck, so I went to the doctors and asked her;
"Yo, Whats a matter with me?"
her reply was;
"You got strep thoat"
Then i said;
"Mammamai."
Then her;
"By the way Charles, your stereotypical Italian accent sucks."
Me;
"Thats a spicy meat-a-ball!"

Anyways I KNOW MY STORY TYPING SKILLZ SUCK THE BUCKET, Comment on it and get speared, or kicked in the nuts, like a boss, on a boat, while jizzing in your pants, as I walk away from an explosion.