The later enemies in Bayonetta are really pissing me off.
Worst time ever to be repeatedly paged by work issues. Even worse timing for the boy to (for the third time this week) call me asking to use my printer to print his fucking homework. I literally ripped my printer out of my room, hauled it next door, threw it onto their couch, flung the installation disc onto the table, and left, all while mumbling about what a bitch-ass Justitia is. On Normal. BLAAAARGGHHFUCKKKKH. BURN IN UNHOLY FLAME, JUSTITIAAAAAAAAARGH.
I've never been spectacular at action games; I admit that. But this game is really pushing my temper. I've even become better at dodging and Clocking Up... er, I mean using Witch Time. And still it isn't enough. I've lost count of how many battles - not even just bosses - that I've beaten by the skin of my teeth, with not a visible pixel of health left, even after a few health lollies and auto-resurrection. I still don't even have any weaponry beyond Scarborough Fair (pistols), Onyx Roses (shotguns), Shuraba (katana; ben using this 90% of the time), and Durga (claws of flame/lightning), and I'm already at Chapter XIV.
There are four major angelic bosses, and you'll know who they are. The third one in particular was more of a pissoff than any other fight so far. Strangely, the final of the four was the easiest.
The motherfucking air chase sequence at the forefront of Chapter XIV was completely infuriating as I'm used to the opposite inversion of Y-axis flight, so movement was awkward at best. Then, after that, it's a multi-tier boss battle with a major story villain. Usually with these multi-part bosses, if you die during any part of the battle, you return to that part rather than the beginning. NOT THIS TIME. Oh, and since I decided to choose not to Continue after dying (ragequit), instead of hitting Chapter Menu while still alive, I GET TO REPEAT THE AIR CHASE SEQUENCE. GODDAAAAMMMIIIIIITTTTRRRRRRGHH.
Eeuuuughh... People, become VERY dedicated to this game. Be willing to give it your soul, your rage, and ALL of your attention, because it demands it. Before you sit down and play, do EVERYTHING ELSE you need to get done that day, because you will NOT want to be interrupted. You will, as I have, end up lashing out at someone in rage.
I wanted to go through this game again on Hard Mode for the trophies, but unless I gain every weapon and spell, there's just no way I'll be able to do it...!! @~@
God, at this rate, I can only imagine the horrible, infernal rage Demon's Souls players must be feeling... @_<
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Heh, yeah, but if you think that's bad, try a Devil May Cry game on Heaven and Hell mode... you die in one shot.
There's probably a mode like that I have yet to unlock. :P
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